Sexy christmas chat
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Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
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You can have a solid partner or are hitting the ugly Christmas sweater parties single and ready to mingle. Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold!
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Looks like chat with donald trump have to head there if we want to stay warm. Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? You might also experiment with naughtiness by asking for one or more battery-operated toys of your own for Christmas.
I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.